Garfield by Jim Davis for December 01, 1991

Transcript:

Jon: Ahem. I am honored to address this assembly of the United Nations. And the millions watching by television. I am Jon Arbuckle, and I can't get a date to save my life. Also I forgot to wear pants. Jon: YAAAAHHH! Garfield, I just had a terrible nightmare! Garfield: Not the one about the rubber pizzas?!