Jon: From now on you're earning your keep around here. Here's a list of chores.
Garfield: Gee, thanks! Only moments ago was a lazy worthless burden on society. Now I'm a procrastinator.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Wait Jim Davis, stop confusing me/ contradicting yourself. Can Jon communicate and understand Garfield. Can Garfield read or not?