Garfield by Jim Davis for October 12, 1986
Jon: I'm going to get Garfield to jog with me today by attacking his pride. Hey, Garfield, I was going to challenge you to a race, but I decided not to humiliate you. You're too fat and out of shape to outrun a garden slug. Garfield: Oh yeah?! You're on! Jon: My psychology is working! Get on your Mark! Get set! Garfield: There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.