Garfield by Jim Davis for May 25, 1986
Garfield: Tummies, they're never satisfied. For me, life is like a potato chip... I can't have just one. Life is like mashed potatoes... You gotta take the lumps with the good. Life is like a cherry phosphate... By the time you get to the good stuff, the fizz is gone. Life is like a turkey... Any way you slice it, it's still a turkey. Life is like a fine cheese... it becomes more precious with age. Life is like a rabbit... If it doesn't keep hopping, it doesn't get anywhere. Jon: Looking for the ultimate meaning of life, Garfield? Garfield: It's on this table somewhere.