Garfield by Jim Davis for March 12, 1986
March 11, 1986
March 13, 1986
Transcript:
Garfield: We writers have an uncanny ability to observe ourselves from an omniscient point of view. "As the handsome cat gazed upon the folly of life about him he tossed his head back in laughter... Ha! Ha! Ha!" And then he fell right off his chair.
You could start with “It was a dark and stormy Monday…”