Jon: Be a good boy and fetch the mail, Garfield.
Garfield: Oui, mon capitaine.
*RIP ROWR CLOBBER BLAP*
Jon: Did you hurt him bad?
Garfield: Oh, just a few lacerations, abrasions and internal injuries. I was in a good mood.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
what is the “rip” i wonder? is he ripping open his intestines?hence the “internal injuries…”