Fred Basset by Alex Graham for September 19, 2010
I'd like the Caesar salad, please, with no dressing and no anchovies! I'll have the roast, well done, with no carrots, just extra peas and lots of gravy! For dessert, we'll both have banana splits, one with one scoop of ice cream and the other with two, strawberry syrup on the one scoop and caramel on the two scoops. Please. Oh! Can we have grated chocolate on both? He has the patience of a saint!