Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 04, 2016
Caulfield: You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than you do of winning the lottery jackpot, but, if either one happens, an identical chance of wetting your pants. Mrs. Olsen: Caulfield, honestly. You're just making up facts. Caulfield: If people couldn't make up the facts they wanted, we wouldn't have a lottery. Frazz: I bet.