Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 01, 2015
Mrs. Olsen: You were assigned to spend an hour writing an essay, Caulfield. Caulfield: I did. I wrote it during the football game. For accuracy's sake, I wrote only while actual football action was taking place. I understand the super bowl is a very big deal, so I'm not about to question their timekeeping. Mrs. Olsen: This looks like no more than five minutes' worth. Caulfield: What's even weirder is that it took most of the evening. Frazz: How'd that go? Caulfield: She gave me an "A", but it's only redeemable in a college course in relativity.