Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 21, 2008
Mr. Burke: It's not free verse. Most of its couplets rhyme. Frazz: Most. Not all. And the meter is inconsistent. Caulfield: You nerds. Who argues about "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"? Frazz: Who? Pfft. If I had a dollar for every Prufrock dissertation, I'd...um...um... Caulfield: Be richer than the English majors who wrote them?