Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 04, 2001
November 03, 2001
November 05, 2001
Transcript:
Frazz by Jef Mallett Frazz: Wow. What's with all the mail? Caulfield: Postage-paid business reply envelopes! I'm sending MegaBank's credit card division a "Snickers" wrapper. Plate of the Month Club gets yesterday's spelling test. United Media gets a cartoon of Mrs. Olsen. I'm mailing Time Magazine my class picture. "Save the Squirrels" Conservancy gets some peanuts from my lunch. And the Fitness Zone gets an old gym sock! Frazz: Are you sure this is legal? Caulfield: Who's it hurting? Caulfield: They send me stuff I didn't ask for. I send them stuff they didn't ask for. My conscience is totally clear. Caulfield: Although the best of me is a little concerned that I can't find my book report.
I wish I could do that to the people behind internet ads