Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 27, 2015
Gold Robot: How's your nephew doing in the human school this year? Blue Robot: Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. Blue Robot: With new translation software he can take language classes now. And for Social Studies he just clicks "History". Nephew: Bonjour! Blue Robot: I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. Blue Robot: His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. Blue Robot: He's been equipped with a cast iron stomach! KLANK! KLANK!