Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 26, 2015
News Frank: To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income taxes. Ernest: Of course! They can't vote! Red Robot: My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Red Robot: Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! Red Robot: They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. Red Robot: And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I have some bad electrical wiring! Yellow Robot: You'll do better next time... Yellow Robot: ....just remember to disconnect your logic board before working with the human tax code.