Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 06, 2014
London Man: There's a scurrilous political cartoon in the newspaper from the colonies again, your majesty! King: Another Yankee doodle, eh? Back In The Colonies Frank: "When in the course of human events...we hold these truths to be self-evident...unalienable rights..." Wow! This is great writing, Tom! Don't Worry Be Happy Frank: I know the Declaration of Independence says "The Pursuit of Happiness", Betsy, but the flag should be dignified. Maybe stars and stripes or something. Frank: Why are "Saturday Evening Post" subscription cards all over the place?! -- We're here to sign the declaration, Ben!