Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 13, 2014
Frank: The monkey went after bad pitches again today. Ernest: That's his weakness--monkeys love to swing! Ernest: On the plus side, the chameleon we traded for is fitting in well. Frank: He's used to changing uniforms. Ernest: The frogs are playing great in the outfield. Frank: Nobody's better at catching flys! Ernest: And the new guy behind the plate has had some good games! Frank: Yeah, but he just said he won't play there anymore. Frank: All his old friends are avoiding him since they heard he's the new "dog catcher".