Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 04, 2012
Frank: It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? Frank: The nucleus is playing Center, but he's been stopped by the defense of bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! Frank: The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Frank: Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put them in. Ernest: Of course, the biological clock is running out!