Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 31, 2004
"Welcome to paradise, guys! Let me show you around." "The weather is always perfect up here, Bill, a former weatherman predicts that." "And everybody will always be in great shape --- Lucy, who was a best-selling diet guru guarantees that!" "Getting arund is convenient and comfortable thanks to a former airline manager, and an ex-network programming director says the entertainment will be top-notch!" "You trust them?! It sounds almost too good to be true." "You have my word on it!" "And what were you back on Earth?" "A politician."