Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 21, 2001
"Wonderland Ballpark." "You guys play like a bunch of old mother hubbards! Jack-be-Nimble you ain't!" "Oh, no. Here we go again." "Who've you got in the outfield... the three blind mice? Jack and Jill as pinch runners, are you crazy?!" "A real hard boiled friend." "C'mon, goldilocks, ya gotta swing that bat. You can't wait for a pitch that's just right! Miss Muffet, get off your tuffet!" "He's really egging them on!" "This time you get all the king's horses and I'll get all the king's men."