Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 22, 2001
"Ahh, springtime!! The world is rejuvenated, full of hope and new possibilities!" "Are you crazy!! April showers bring May flowers followed by June weeding." "July watering August fertilizing September pruning." "Then October raking and November burning. All of which just leads to" "Another long icy winter! Springtime?! No thanks!!!" "Wow! What a pessimist! He certainly sees the glass as half empty!" "And he doesn't like the look of what's left!"