FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 20, 2012
Paige: What's with the giggling? Andy: My friend Beth just called with very interesting news. While she was running errands down on maple street, she saw your Father go into Rubens and Rubens. Paige: The fancy art dealers? Andy: He must be shopping for my Christmas gift. Why else would he go there during lunch? Roger: Oh, wait- you don't sell sandwiches? Man: No.