FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2011
Jason: Peter, Paige needs you to move the car so she can get to her bike. Peter: I parked in the same spot in the garage that I always do. There's plenty of room to get to this bike rack. What's the problem? Jason: That her bike wasn't in the bike rack. Peter: So that's what that crunching sound was. Jason: I tried to explain to her the effect relativistic speeds have on your eyesight.