FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 15, 2010
Paige: Mom! Mom! Jason got an A-Double-plus on his math test! Isn't that great?! Isn't that exciting?! Isn't that the most wonderful news?! Andy: Paige, it's so nice to see you rooting for your brother for a change. Paige: What are you talking about? This sinks the twerp's average like a brick. Jason: Someone cut me, please. Andy: Have you two ever been happy at the same time?