FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 13, 2010
Andy: Help me out, Jason. I'm torn. Jason: Over what? Andy: According to that salesman over there, rumor has it that the fruit line is due for a major upgrade in a few weeks. So do I buy one now, or wait for the superior model? Jason: What'll it have? A faster processor? More ram? A better 3-D chip? Andy: A lambskin keyboard. Jason: You want to see torn? Watch my hair right now, mother!