FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 17, 2010
Morton Goldthwait: Don't feel so bad about being stuck on the bench. Look at it the way I do- as an opportunity to study the game without the annoying distraction of having to play it. If you ask me, dugout duty is highly underated. Coach: Goldthwait get out here! You're batting cleanup! Let's go! Morton: Seriously, cheer up.