FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 04, 2010
Roger: Peter, I can't help worrying that you're getting behind in your homework. Peter: I'll get it all done. Roger: When?! Just look at these piles of books you have to read! Just look at this mountain of math problems to solve! Most alarming is this half-finished midterm essay you're writing for world history! Peter: Why's it so alarming? Roger: Your world history class was last semester, son. Peter: By the way, it's two-thirds finished, not half.