FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 07, 2009
Jason: I can't believe I have to watch "A Christmas Carol" on TV for school tonight of all lousy nights! Peter: What's wrong with tonight? Jason: Mom's making her garlic, green pepper and tofu chili for dinner. Peter: Ah. The meal of a thousand nightmares. Jason: I shudder to think what kind of weird dreams I'll be having. Jacob Marcusly: So how do you like this new operating system? Jasonezer: Bah dumb bugs.