FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 06, 2009
Jason: Well, this is the last of it. Andy: You're sure? I'm not going to find any more of these Halloween tricks of yours hidden somewhere? Jason: Nope. I sweeped the house twice. This load of rubber ghouls from the linen closet is the last of my arsenal. Andy: What about any things you might have planted outside the house? Jason: Now that you mention it, there was that fake corpse I put in Dad's car. Andy: Where? In the front seat? The back seat? Police Officer: Sir, are you aware that there's a shoelace dangling from your trunk? Roger: No problem, officer. Let's open it up and find out why.