FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 04, 2009
Peter: Ta da! Morton: Where'd you get the T-shirt? Peter: I brought it for gym class. I forgot I had it in my locker. No offense, Goldthwait, but I'd rather not look like soem sort of dweeb-in-training. Girl 1: Hey, ginger, look! He's wearing that shirt we thought was so cute! Girl 2: I just can't stop touching it! Peter: I'm wearing it, too, girls!... Girls?... Girls? Morton: Trust me, you don't look likea dweeb in training.