FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 29, 2009
Jason: Who are we trying to kid, Quince? I guanas just aren't cut out for sports. Looks like that basketball playing dog's film career is safe. I know it's tough to hear, but sometimes we just have to be honest with ourselves. (sigh) I think it's time we gave up this silly plan to make you a hollywood star... and started working on a new one. Peter: Why'd you want to borrow my miniature New York City skyline?