FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 05, 2009

But not by much.

Well, now all those zucchini-endowed muscles do you some good. (But how then did Jason carry that Pod Person so easily?)

Mom can’t help it if Jason has all the muscle of a spork.

ya gotta love jason.

Not just Jason, but what about Paige? Andy and Roger didn’t mother/father Peter as an only child and adopted Paige and Jason, you know.

Yep, Paige should definitely be in the garbage-hauling rotation – and since her cooking skills are worse than Andi’s, she should probably be out of the cooking rotation. I’d say Jason might shine there, except that he’d likely experimentally poison his siblings at least once a week.

@ 4deerinmyyard: I seem to recall when Jason was training to take over from Martha Stewart. The result was beef medallions in Hershey’s syrup, I believe.

Jason as THE cook , Divorce the thought , Divorce it I said , wash out your mouth . Have you no Christen charity ? Don’t you have any feelings for that family at all . 4deer thank you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – The dinner bell and 911 on speed dial , the same button..HAhaHAhaHAhaHA

…mmm, chocolate syrup…. Excuse me for a moment; I’m very suggestible…. /ambles towards kitchen/

…Ahh, nothing like cold choc milk on a hot day…. As for my feelings of charity towards this family–eh, they exist to suffer for my entertainment.