FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 31, 2009
Jason: Phew. False alarm. Eileen: Jason, will you cool it with the disguises?! Jason: Eileen, you don't understand the fifth-grade male ethos. If the guys find out that I like you- a girl- I'm kaput! Finished! Ruined! They'll make fun of me! Tease me! Taunt me! Till I die! Eileen: How do you know? Jason: Wel, I'd do it to them. Eileen: You did say fifth grade, and not oh, first or second correct?