FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 20, 2009
Eileen: Jason, I wish you'd stop acting so weird! Jason: What do you mean? Eileen: What do I mean?! You won't be seen with me... you won't say hi to me in front of your friends... you want us to communicate in some secret code... is your liking me really so embarrassing to you that it's worth crippling our friendship just to keep it secret? I'm waiting for an answer. Jason: And I'll give you one, just as soon as that kid I met once turns his back completely toward us.