FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 20, 2009
Eileen: Admit it, Jason- it bothers you! You can't stand the fact that I gave every boy in our class a mushier Valentine's Card than I gave you! C'mon admit it! Jason: All right! Fine! It bothers me! i mean, gee, stupid me- I thought we kind of liked each other! What's it to you, anyway?! Eileen: As you math boys say, Q.E.D. Jason: Er, did I say "liked"? I meant "hated." "despised" "loathed"