FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 07, 2009
Jason: Greetings, earthlings. What's for dinner? Andy: Ziti Nefertiti. Jason: What's that? Andy: Oh, just a little something I made up. It's pasta tubes stuffed with mashed eggplant and green olives. Jason: I was afraid of this. My digestive tract is incompatible with your humanoid diet. I will require alternative sustenance. Andy: Such as? Jason: I believe you earthlings call them "ho-ho's." Andy: Jason, must we go through this every other day?