FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 25, 2008
Andy: Listen, Mom, I'm sorry about all that stuff I dumped on you last night. Grandma: Nonsense. But I do think you underestimate your own worth. It's so obvious to me how crazy everyone here is about you! I mean, look at your children Have you ever seen such total adoration? Children: WE LOVE YOU MOM!!! Andy: You switched our presents, didn't you? Grandma:Even the truth needs help now and then. Child 1: I can't believe Mom got us a Jupiter-64! Child 2: Um, thanks for the thesaurus Grandma.