FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 22, 2008
Grandma: Andrea, I wish you'd told me you felt this way! Andy: Oh, come on, Mom- I couldn't do that. I'd hurt your feelings. Grandma: You don't think this hurts my feelings?! Hearing you grumble behind my back that you can't wait for me to leave?! How long has this animosity been festering in you?! Months? Years? Andy: Since seventh grade. Grandma: Hmm.. maybe I should sit down for this. Andy: You really think I've been eating all those tums for the calcium?