FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 04, 2008
Teacher: Greetings, class welcome to freshman english. A number of you have inquired as to the sort of granting curve I will be employing with regard to test scores and essays, my answer is simple. "...never sendto know for whom the bell curve tolls; it tolls for thee." You know, if you'd done the assigned reading, you'd think it was funny. Students: WA HA HA HA HA!