FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 06, 2008
Jason: Knock. Knock. Paige: Who's there. Jason: You. Paige: You who? Jason: You left your new shoes out where Quincy could get them and he chewed one up and although he's really sorry, you should've shut your door better, so this is really all your fault. You're not laughing. Had you heard that one before?