FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 07, 2008
Peter: Hey, Dad, want me to mow the lawn this weekend? Roger: Um, no, thanks. Peter: Need help weeding the garden? Roger: Not really. Peter: Spreading grass seed? Roger: Not now. Peter: Putting sealer on the driveway? Roger: Nope. Peter: Well, I can't say I didn't offer. Roger: That is true. Peter: The trick is knowing when to volunteer. Jason: Man, it's like a total blizzard out there!