FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 05, 2008
Peter: I've decided to take up golf. Andy: Oh? Peter: Tiger Woods went from club-swinging infant to superstar pro in just 20 years, so if I start now, I figure I'll be raking in the millions sometime around age 36. It's a wait, but I can live with that. Mind if I practice my putting in here? Andy: But can we live with you?! Peter: Whoops. Sorry. Wrong club.