FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 15, 2008
Andy: Jason, sweetie, I can't believe how much time you're wasting on this. Jason: Are you kidding? My "jurassic Island" casino idea is brilliant! Andy: Jason, you're 10 years old! A dinosaur-themed hotel in Las Vegas would cost millions, if not billions, of dollars! You don't have access to that kind of money! Jason: Mother, trust me, this casino will more than pay for itself. Andy: Why do these dice have some of their edges filed down? Jason: Say, you might know- is there a law that says slot machines have to pay out?