FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 23, 2007
Marcus: What's that? Jason: It's my brother's lacrosse stick. Marcus: How's it work? Jason: You put a hard rubber ball in it and then fling it like this... Marcus: You know, if more of the world played sports, we might not have a population problem. Jason: Oh, man- do you remember that time we hit a golf ball in the basement?