FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 16, 2007
Peter: If you ask me, what you should do is go dunk your faces in a bath of ice water. Then, when it's all good and cold, yank all the gum off. Paige: Because the ice water will loosen it somehow? Peter: No, but it'll numb your face to the pain when you tear off half your skin. Not to mention it'll keep down the swelling. Paige: I believe asking him was your idea.