FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 08, 2007
Jason: Hee hee... 10,000 messages oughta do it. Peter: What now? Jason: Have you noticed how a lot of cartoonists are putting their e-mail addresses in their strips nowadays? Peter: Um, yeah, so? Jason: Well, I figured if I bombarded them over and over with ideas and suggestions, they'd eventually use one or more, just to shut me up. If I can't be syndicated, this is the next best thing. Peter: Ask yourself why you aren't syndicated. Paige: Since when does Mary Worth have vampire fangs?