FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 22, 2007
Andy: Jason, what are you doing? Jason: Tying the ends of my spaghetti noodles together. This way, I'll be able to suck down my entire dinner in one long slurp. Pretty great idea, huh? Andy: Sigh... Roger: Why do you put all those red "Xs" in your cookbook? Jason: Whoa! Cool! I can pull it back out!