FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 19, 2015
Eileen: Why are you walking around with a drone flying six inches above your head? Jason: Because I'm super cool. Eileen: You, "super cool". Jason: Yes. Not only am I the owner of the coolest RC toy known to man...But I am also using it's quad rotors to blow air onto my head, thus cooling myself off. At first I thought that made me doubly cool, but now I'm thinking it's more like cool to the coolth power. I should change my name to Coolio mcCoolester or something. Eileen: Is that the battery light that's flashing? Jason: Um... Peter: Cool haircut. Jason: Shut up.