Andy: Maybe if someone hadn't ordered so many light strings with my credit card, I could AFFORD to buy you presents.
Huh. Amend botched the tech on this one … rare, since he is usually spot on with the technical details. Jason would have only needed three (3) Cosmic Colour Ribbons, saving beaucoup des bucks AND using but a single plug and not the octopus of circuit breaking doom we see here.
Dang. Joke spoiled by a lack of familiarity with the current state of Christmas light standards. Shame, Bill. Shame.