FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 30, 2013
Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Putting the finishing touches on my encryption/decryption software. With the recent revelations that our government likely has backdoor access to everyone's phone records and online activity, I figure people with what a way to restore a sense of privacy to their digital lives. So I'm writing code that will cloak a person's communications and data in such a way that even the NSA won't be able to monitor or crack it. I'll make it a free download via bittorrent sites. No one will be able to stop its spread! Soon the entire world will be using it! It's like a sure thing, Peter! I'm going to be rich! Peter: You just said it's free... Jason: Well, the backdoor access I'll sell to governments won't be.