FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 28, 2012
Jason: Check out my super evil Halloween costume. Peter: You're just covered in paper. Jason: This isn't just ANY paper...these are hand-picked pages from all the "Game of Thrones" books to date. Each contains a key moment in which an unexpected or shocking plot development occurs, such as the death of a major character. I'm a giant mass of spoilers! And when people who aren't done with the books realize what I am, it'll be too late! Their subconscious minds will have already absorbed everything! That includes you, too, by the way! Bwahaha! Peter: So I don't have to read all 10 billion pages now? Sweet! Jason: I think we may need a bigger focus group than just each other. Marcus: Hey, I told you to go with those "Doctor Who" scripts.