FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 04, 2012
February 26, 2012
March 11, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: I need a new marketing department. Andy: Oh? Jason: I unveiled the new jPad 3 and there's no buzz whatsoever! If you go to the tech blogs, it's all iPad, iPad, iPad! Look at these features: it's made from 100 percent recycled cardboard, so it's environmentally friendly...it has a zero-inch screen, which gives it a theoretical pixel density of infinity... and if you have a pencil with an eraser, you can play unlimited free games of tic-tac-toe and hangman on it! I even have it priced at a crazy low $49! Andy: That still seems pretty high. Jason: I'll have you know in a head-to-head matchup, the jPad would literally smash the iPad. Andy: You misused the word "literally". Jason: Did I? Andy: Why is there a rock taped to the back?
Why not make an Android OS tablet? I may be typing this on a MacBook while syncing my iPod classic, but I love my new Android phone for its flexibility with get on the fly, custom content.